Why I'm homesick today

1. The internet hates me and only works sometimes, kind of.

2. Not being able to tell the woman "for the love of god, stop cutting!" before she destroys my hair and makes me look like a 10-year-old.

3. No lentils.

4. I like clothes dryers.

4 more months and we will return stateside for the summer. I can do this. Easy.

Maybe my hair will look normal by then.