New Name, part 1

I've been getting a lot of random views from Britain and India. they come to me after searching for "mad momma" which I found funny.

so I searched "mad momma".

turns out I am not the first. and not the most popular.

there is another - British, Indian or both, who came before. so now I must change.

any ideas? I need something representative of myself, original, and witty would be nice too. feel free to email me with questions if you feel you don't know me well. I'm not creative and need help. obviously, or I wouldn't be in this position to begin with.

thanks.