hair woes

I was inspired by Mom-101 and felt I should show what dad created last night:

(stapler included for scaling purposes)

dad thinks it's hilarious to take all the dog hair a furminator can remove in 5 minutes on a 70-degree day and put it on your head. this is the dog hair fro, included to embarrass dad.

I wonder how it will grow when the temperature hits 85.

and if you're interested, here is the offending dog: